HooplaNet Podcast

Sam Breaks Pieces off of Monkeys

Sam — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:25:15 +0000

It’s the user-submitted content episode! Prepare for more Engrish lyrics, this time submitted by a listener, and bizarre answers to a plethora of your anonymous questions! How do we ask girls to ride our faces? Panhandler or bedpan handler? What is Night-Welsh??

Skyrim Make an Engrish to the Knee

Sam — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:25:04 +0000

DAVE STEELMAN GORED OUR BIT! In this podcast, we celebrate the beautiful language that is Engrish, and geek it out about Skyrim. Find out how Dave Gorman read my mind, and just why nords are so vulnerable in the knees, inside!

HooplaNet Classic Clip Show

Sam — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:04:01 +0000

A clip show of moments from the ‘classic’ podcasts of yesteryear, broadcasted from the future, with new segments. Featuring a tribute to Badger Mike and parts of the never-before heard ronery podcast. It’s both new and old! It’s NOLD.

Sorry about the varying audio quality in this one, we had to merge together and normalise clips from years of different microphones and setups we went through. A side effect seems to be that there’s a bit of a whine in the background of the new stuff. Turn the volume down if you find you don’t like some of the frequencies which occur in this particular episode. Next week we will be back to our normal, relatively painless sound quality.

Newyear! Ask us anything!

Sam — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:29:51 +0000

Happy new year you ‘orrible lot! Just letting you all know that we will be answering your anonymous questions in the podcasts again soon. Use the box on the right there to ask anything you want and we’ll try to answer them. Keep your eyes open for the ‘best of HooplaNet Classic’ podcast coming shortly.

EH HEH HEH! A Voldemort Christmas.

Sam — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:47:52 +0000

Download this festive Christmas podcast to learn how you made Rudolf into a fat pimp-ass drug addict, why Lord Voldemort is Santa Claus and all about the Coca-Cola Christmas tribe. Check out our followup to the last episode’s Sonic CD music shenanigans and enjoy some terrible amateur Sonic singers in “The Sonic X Factor”. Discover Phil “Philthy Phil” Phillips and his amazingly bad movie “City Dragon”!

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Sam — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:21:01 +0000

RELOADED! Sonic CD, Iron Hero…

Sam — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:56:14 +0000

It’s time for HooplaNet Podcast RELOADED!! Chris and myself present the beginning of the new era of HooplaNet with this fantabulous podcast of dreams and wonder. What’s up with Sonic CD’s music? Just how bad can mockbuster movies such as Iron Hero be? What happens if a toddler merges with a radioactive shopping trolley? Can... Read more.

Welcome Back!

Sam — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:09:42 +0000

Oh, we’re back alright. The HooplaNet Podcast RELOADED, years in the making, is finally here to EXPLODE YOUR BRAINS! The podcast, now back from beyond the grave, will be hosted regularly by myself (Sam, aka DistantJ) and Chris (aka Chris A), joined by occasional guests. We will also be hosting a side project podcast featuring myself and my other half, The Stutterings of One and a Half Humans.

This blog will be the centre of operations, with the occasional brain-explosion and relatively frequent articles. If you want to see your favourite article re-published here, let us know and we’ll try our best to locate a copy and restore it as a post.

Hooplaneteers, we’re glad to be back!