It's been confirmed that David Gordon Green (Who?) is creating and dierecting a remake of Hoopla horror favourite Suspiria, and now film industry sites point to Natalie "Chick from the Star Wars prequels" Portman as the star of the film.

Make of it what you will, but I'm going to stay in character and not pre-judge anything. I just hope all the colours and music are carried over to this version and all the random tacky dubbing and nonsensical ending are gone.

Time for an opinion piece/editorial/something, folks. So images of Sonic the Hedgehog wielding a sword have surfaced from a Nintendo magazine - promo pictures for another "Sonic storybook" followup to Sonic and the Secret Rings - Sonic and the Black Knight, and once again, the fans forgot that they were talking about a blue cartoon animal...

Maybe it's just because the guys behind E3 have changed the nature of the event, but all of the major console developer conferences were very dull this year. Sony's was probably the strongest videogame conference, however.

While we mostly were treated to footage of multiplatform games we already have seen for the PS3 and Xbox 360, the opening footage of Resistance 2 with a gigantic boss creature was absolutely fantastic, and the announcement of another Ratchet & Clank (This time downloadable from PlayStation Network) and Resistance PSP were also exciting.

The "gloating about sales" section was surprisingly un-modest for the least successful console of the moment, but it was nice and colourful using LittleBigPlanet to show the results rather than graphs.

Boring, but probably more satisfying than the other two.

I don't think I'll be watching next year's E3 conferences.

Nintendo's press conference revealed... Nothing. We saw WiiMotionPlus in action, which is very cool, in a Wii Sports sequel. Wii Music looks slightly entertaining. You remember they said they were going to reveal a 'core' game? It was Animal Crossing. With a microphone.

Yeah...